I found it. The Liquid Holy Grail. I bought one for me and one for socKs. Life can now continue where it left off.

As some of you may already know: I’m not usually a McDonalds person. There are a few reasons for this: I’m a vegetarian, for starters. Although it’s arguable that their hamburgers don’t really contain anything that would really qualify as “meat,” I still tend to stay away. It just isn’t my thing. [...]