Okay — this is getting ridiculous. I’ve completely underblogged over the past two weeks.  And I’ve already written an apologetic explanation in my last blog — which I wrote six days ago, explaining that my obsession with a specific television show was to blame. Since I’ve been caught up on the show now for at [...]

“Thank you for calling **Shiny’s Homeowners’ Association’s Management Company** – this is Lauren. How many I help you?”
I gave Lauren my name and my account number from the billing statement which was sitting right in front of me. She put me on hold for the greater part of “Say You, Say Me” by Lionel Richie [...]