Dateline: September 2, 2008 — 3:45pm
*ring*
Hello?
Hello, Mr. Shiny? This is Ms. Schedule. I’m your son’s Kindergarten teacher.
Ah, yes! How are you? How did the first day of school go for him?
Actually, that’s why I’m calling. We have some things to discuss.
Oh no! How is he? Is he okay? Did anyth…
Relax. He’s fine. He’s in [...]

Note: although the title of this post is “Sorry,” this post is not in any way an apology for not blogging lately. I apologize if this was your initial thought. Deal with it.
Our son Avi is 5 1/2 — and is at the age where he can follow the rules of some games pretty well.  [...]

Avi had a note in his cubby at preschool today. I’ve scanned it in for your consideration.
I will bestow fame, fortune and recognition for the first person who can correctly identify exactly what it says.
Ready? Set? Go!

UPDATE: Kudos to bacon aficionado othurme for his almost entirely accurate guess! Read below to see what it [...]