It’s May 3! Yes, a three! And although this will likely be a busy day, I still have an obligation to write my list. For those of you unfamiliar, a list pops out of me like a parasitic alien from my abdomen whenever a date with a three rolls around. So far today I’ve woken up and given the kid a bath. I still need to pack, shower, shave, gas up the car and twitter my brains out before I head up to Philadelphia. So — without further delay:
Top 8 Things Not to Say at TequilaCon ’08 (If I Want a Fighting Chance of Being welcome at TC ’09)
8. “Yeah! I’m the guy who’s following 50,000 people on Twitter. Have a problem with that?”
7. “Don’t you people have anything better to write about than yourselves?”
6. “You know — maybe next year we should try this at an alcohol-free venue…”
5. “Hey Avitable — you really haven’t tapped that Britt girl? What the hell’s the matter with you?”
4. “So — it’s a cartoon guy and a cartoon monkey. What the fuck’s supposed to be so cute about that?”
3. “Disney World? You’re going to Disney World with your family? with their track record on foreign manufacturing I think that’s a pretty selfish move on your part…”
2. “Battlestar Galactica? Booo-ringggggg….”
1. “So — when’s Dooce showing up? I’m pretty much here just to meet her…”
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Ha that’s funny. this is a particularly good list.
Amandas last blog post..I Don’t Want To Fake It
i laughed!
Toris last blog post..This ISN’T a photo blog!!!
Oh, Shiny. You’re too funny. Make sure they ALL see this list!
Winters last blog post..Miss You
It seems there is video—SHARE!
Turnbabys last blog post..Talking Funny
Great list….told you I’d visit
I want to see video.
libragirl/Rachels last blog post..The Final Countdown
I just read this aloud to Britt and Adam who, by the way, were rolling with laughter. Rolling, I say….
Hillys last blog post..Pretty Soon This Will Be In The Past….
Hilarious!
Avitables last blog post..Don’t bother reading this.
#9-Wanna trade pants?
What was that all about? Your pants wouldn’t fit me…My balls are bigger!
Thanks to all for the compliments! After actually attending TequilaCon, I now know that I should have replaced BattleStar Galactica with Iron Man.
Turnbaby, LibraGirl: I believe there was a bit of confusion. I never actually took video — but my video camera was in the room (carefully in the “off” position when the conversation occurred.
MetalMom: Wonderful meeting you! I don’t think it was me with the “Wanna trade pants” comment, but my memory is a tad fuzzy still. Wonder why…
Ha, you’re right. You wouldn’t want to say those things at TC. Great hanging with you, man. Loved it. Sorry you had to see more of me than Jester wanted.
Karls last blog post..Just a Snippet
Jester: It was extremely cool meeting you and hanging with you as well. And I’m grateful that my seat to the main event had an obstructed view.
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