“List on the 3s:” Top 6 Unspectacular Quirks about Shiny

It’s April 30 — a date which has the number 3 in it. Hence — time for a list. And it will be the last list you’ll see from me for a while — at least until another date with a 3 appears in the Gregorian calendar. Which happens to be May 3. Less than a week away. Gosh!

I had a wonderful list planned for today. Something which involved music. Something which a lot of folks can get into and relate to quite well. But my plans were altered last night when MetalMom affected my world.

She… She tagged me. And as much as she probably thought it was a good tag, it may very well have been a bad tag.

Allow me to show you where on the doll I was tagged:

But I’m a survivor! And the show will go on. Hence:

Top 6 Unspectacular Quirks About Shiny

Quirk #6: As a teen, I once got “cock-blocked” by Meredith Baxter-Birney.

Quirk #5: My dad taught me an introduction to computer programming in BASIC when I was 5. Back in 1977.

Quirk #4: Funky talent: I can associate almost any area code in the USA/Canada with its state/province. By heart. Including (but not as well) the really new ones.

Quirk#3: Although I don’t snack on them like this as much now, I used to love eating frozen green beans — straight from the freezer.

Quirk #2: I collect baseball caps with team logos from now defunct leagues (Such as the WLAF and the XFL.)

Quirk #1: I’m obsessed with music “mash-ups” — to the extent that I can listen to a song and find a completely obscure mash-up match for it.

There we go! Since I’ve been told I need to tag six people, I’ll be a tad more discreet and tag those of my friends who recently contracted genital warts within the past month. You sexy hot bitches know who you are!